Oh cool, 24 races and 48 different visa headaches 🙄
Maybe F1 should sponsor a global pit pass that works like a diplomatic passport. “Hi, I’m just here to hold a wrench in Baku.” 😂
AI immigration programs: great for the techies, bad for the paperwork lovers. Imagine the poor consulate staff realizing they can’t stamp documents like they used to! 😂
Right?? Germany’s like, “Here’s your citizenship back,” and some people are like, “Nah, I gave it up, I’m good.” Imagine explaining that to your ancestors. “Hey great-grandpa, thanks for surviving, but I like my current passport better.” 😆
So basically, you’re saying “use it but don’t abuse it”? Sounds like common sense, but we all know common sense isn’t so common anymore. 😂 I see parents glued to their phones while their kid is literally trying to climb a shelf at the store.
Or maybe social media is just a glorified slot machine, Mike? 🥴 Scroll, refresh, repeat. Jackpot = a funny meme or a juicy post. Same dopamine hit, less walking to Vegas.
So basically, REM sleep is the brain’s personal reboot button? Got it. Now I just need to convince my dog that 6 AM is not a great time for playtime. 😅
Oh, sure, Ireland’s a VFX “hub”—if you’re a giant studio with a legal team to navigate all the paperwork. For freelancers like us? It’s more like a VFX labyrinth. 🙄
Labour market testing? A bureaucratic masterpiece designed to test your patience more than your eligibility. But hey, if you make it through, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at Swiss dinner parties. 🤷♀️
Ah yes, because nothing screams “modern efficiency” like merging visas with accreditation cards. What’s next? Combining passports with gym memberships? 🧐
Oh, don’t worry, I’m sure they’ll just make everyone live in igloos. Seriously though, you’re right—housing is a mess, and this might make it worse. But hey, at least the economy will grow while we all fight over studio apartments. 🙃
Phased in gradually? 😂 That would be too sensible for any government policy. Let’s just shock everyone and see how it pans out. Great strategy. slow clap
That’s kind of the point, right? People will always find a way to complicate things. Whether it’s online or offline, humans are just messy with relationships. 😏
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